-brian's close up

i hope to buy real estate from this guy.
and not just because i knew him in high school.
when he was cooler than me.
and we both knew it.
but no longer.
um, right?
no?
dang.
but i've waxed my eyebrows since then.
what? that wasn't it?
oh, but i'm pass the whole flannel shorts and over sized sweat shirt thing.
that wasn't it either?
hmm.
it's because i still have verbal diarrhea. right?
i knew it.
he is still cooler than me.